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22. Nothing is as calm as you think it should be. Gilmore girls, the sea, angst, Harry Potter, quotes, happy.

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"October arrived, spreading a damp chill over the grounds and into the castle. Madam Pomfrey, the nurse, was kept busy by a sudden spate of colds among the staff and students. Raindrops the size of bullets thundered on the castle windows for days on end; the lake rose, the flower beds turned into muddy streams, and Hagrid’s pumpkins swelled to the size of garden sheds."

J.K. Rowling, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets (via brianmalik)

"If you find yourself tiptoeing around your friends, they aren’t your friends. The way you treat your relationship with anyone should never be like a fragile bond that’s ready to break at any second. The people worth keeping around are those you aren’t afraid to be any one of your fifty shades with."

(via c0ntemplations)

"Sad part is, you tried so hard to make it work. Changed the way you dressed, sat up straighter, walked taller, tweaked your personality, became someone you didn’t even recognize and still, it wasn’t enough. Ever."

Fathoms (via littlestarsatmidnight)


I took my bandana off before I got in bed last night. I had a dream that I was front row at a pretty small, semi-private, Bob Dylan concert. A girl ran and jumped on the stage all crazy like. I jumped up, tackled her, and dragged her out the stage door. The whole band and crew followed me out and Bob said to me “Heyyyyyy, what’s your naaaaaame?” I said “Kimya” and he said “Kiiiiiiiiimmmmmyaaaaaaa” and winked.

When I woke up my bandana was on.




Stephen Colbert talks to Jeffrey Tambor from Transparent.


"We lived in different cities when we first met, and once a month he’d come to visit me. The first time he made the trip, I woke up at 2 AM, and he was singing outside my window with three guitar players. There was a popular song back then called ‘Gema,’ and he changed it to my name, ‘Gena.’"
"Can you remember the words?"
"Eres la gema que Dios convirtiera en mujer para bien de mi vida. 
Por eso quise cantar y gritar que te quiero mujer consentida.”
[You are the gem that God turned into woman to make my life better.
Thats why I want to sing and shout that I love you, beautiful woman.]”

(Mexico City, Mexico)


i remember one time the simpsons made a joke about fox news and they got so insulted they tried to sue them but the court was like “this aired on ur network u can’t sue urself”

"Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain."

Johanna de Silentio (via wordsthat-speak)