Ugh, the first one about the scars hit home and almost made me cry. I need to meet this wonderful man.
omg ! this is awesome *-*
every time you spell “jane austen” as “jane austin” a single man in possession of a large fortune dies
If anyone ever tells you you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don’t need that kind of negativity in your life.
having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch